ROBBERS TELL RESIDENTS THEY ARE COMING IN IJESHATEDO

Ijashatedo it;s your turn........Lagos armed robber are now on a new beat... They are now telling people in the streets of ijesha of their impending visit and from previous letters, they keep their promises.
Now a resident of a street in ijeshatedo "name withheld" has said that the recent letter sent to them was "we will pay you people a visit soon be prepared"
The residents of the said street has reported the matter to the police and sure enough the police are in action to make sure the visit of the robbers are an unfurtunate one.
Now thats what i call liver

GUESS WHO THIS IS AND WIN CREDIT

Clue: She is a nollywood actress........ dats all

I AM EXTREMELY JEALOUS POSSESSIVE-UTI NWACHUKWU.......... 'H' TINS TO ME

This is what the former big brother Africa winner said in an interview

Jealous lover

Single and dashing, Uti declares that he is not only a jealous lover; he also wouldn’t compromise certain standards when it comes to choosing a life partner. So, seeing himself as extremely jealous and possessive, Uti’s prayer to God is to give him the grace to be able to shun jealousy and possessiveness.

OGUN STATE ACCIDENTS RECORDS 3 BURNT TO DEATH AND 10 INJURED

Three persons were on Friday confirmed dead, while ten others were seriously injured in separate auto accidents on the Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway.

The first accident occurred at Sona Breweries in Ijoko area of Sango Ota while the second accident happened around Wasimi, Ewekoro Local Government Area on the same Abeokuta-Lagos route.

OGA ON THE TOP MOVIE!!!

Now can someone explain the meaning of this to me...... OGA ON TOP movie... nollywood na wa oh

POPE FRANCIS WASHES AND KISSES PRISONERS LEGS AT MAUNDY THURSDAY- JESUS'S BEHAVIOUR

Pope Francis has washed and kissed the feet of 12 detainees in a youth detention centre near Rome as part of the Maundy Thursday service. The Christian ritual takes place on the Thursday before Easter to commemorate Christ’s Last Supper.

PASS JAMB AS EASY AS A,B,C

Pass exam ventures yesterday announced the immediate availability of PASSJAMB.COM.NG, a website dedicated to helping students prepare for UTME/JAMB examination. This solution provides students with a friendly and easy to use online interface, where they can practice effectively for the examination. The exam which has over the years recorded abysmal performance of Nigerian students with high growing rate of failure is generally feared.

WHO DO YOU PREFER BETWEEN WIZ AND DAVIDO

Now who do y'all prefer......... wizzy wizzy wizkid....... or On the beat is Davido.

DAVID MARK DENIES BUYING TUFACE FERRARI

Special Adviser on Media & Publicity to the Senate President David Mark has issued a press statement over the alleged Ferrari worth 47 bmillion said to be given to TuBaba and Annie on their wedding.... 

PHOTOS FROM TUFACE'S BACHELORS EVE

                                                        Ini Kate Mike and i don't know

                                                   Ubi and Davido

                                                        Eldee and Tunde Ednut

                                                       Don Jazzy and DR. Sid

OLP TOOLZ WORKING OUT

Now now Miss Tolu... Do u seriously think thats the way to do it? Ok lets say u get  bit of some of that your hard earned cash, get a decent doctor and have a liposuction done. don't you think thats better?
Don't mind me just joking.......
But seriously.... Even I can't carry those tires..... Women can sabi to strong oh

WE ARE HOPING TO GET A PRIVATE JET SOON-OKOYE BROTHERS

Kai wura uba........................ Now the popular and award winning duo Paul and Peter Okoye are talking about getting their personal private jet...... but seriously i thought they already had one or something...... but with the way they are going i know very soon.. what am i saying not even very soon...... i meant now they can even get one..
Good luck to them oh....

SECRETS OF AGING- TALES OF TWO 100 YEARS OLD TWINS SISTERS

It’s not everyday that you meet two 100-year-old women. And when the two centenarians are twin sisters, then the excitement is palpable. That easily explains why this reporter found his way to Ijebu-Ode, the headquarters of the Ijebu nation, early on Wednesday.

A tarred, single carriageway leads to the address in Ijebu-Ode. The house, a one-storey building painted in cream and brown, hardly strikes the eyes as patently unusual. But then, inside this nondescript abode dwell two of Africa’s most unique personalities.

CHINUA ACHEBE- A LEGENDS DEMISE

Now i heard this story and i was like......... huh?
The renowned veteran of the world of literary arts and novelist died last night in a hospital in massachusettes, in boston. He was of the age-82 and has been ill for a while.....
And i still remember readings THINGS FALL APART then is secondary school...... Oh God...
may his soul rest in peace

KANO BOMB BLAST REVIEW

The police confirmed yesterday that 22 people died in the multiple suicide bomb attacks at the Luxury Bus Park in Kano on Monday. A total of five buses were targeted, the force said, even as the state government has announced it will foot the medical bills of the survivors. This is even as non-indigenes declared today work-free to honour the victims, pray and fast.

DANA SUSPENDED AGAIN

The Federal Government of Nigeria has once again suspended the operating license of Dana Air, barely three months after they were allowed to fly again following the June 2012 crash that killed over 150 people.

EME IS MY FAMILY.....SAYS WIZZY

The March 2013 issue of Y! magazine is out! This edition is covered by artiste and new record label owner Wizkid – in an interview by Adedoyin Jaiyesimi and photos by Kelechi Amadi-Obi. Wizkid is styled by Tiannah Styling’s Toyin Lawani.  

“As this magazine went to print, the rumours were just about confirmed in public and sources had certainly confirmed in private,” said Chude Jideonwo, its editor-in-chief. “The amazing talent powerhouse called Wizkid had aggressively parted ways with EME, the label powered by Banky W - interesting news in light of what he told us only weeks before.”

CHARLES NOVIA'S VIEW ON "MY OGA AT THE TOP"

As hilarious as this may be to millions of people, it is also a sad reminder of our societal genuflection as a people. The whole apparatus of the Nigerian administrative organogram is strangleheld by so many ‘Ogas on top’. An effective ‘checks-and-balances’ system which works seamlessly in other climes is made impotent here in Nigeria by a wicked system of administrative despotism. Nothing gets done except the top guns approves, even your visiting the restroom!

LIL WAYNE SERIOUSLY ILL DUE TO SEIZURE(TUNECHI)

Lil Wayne is in ICU in critical condition after suffering yet another seizure, and we're told it doesn't look good ... TMZ has learned.

We broke the story ... the 30-year-old rapper was rushed to Cedars-Sinai Hospital in L.A. Tuesday night after suffering multiple seizures.  He was released Wednesday but just hours later one of his bodyguards found him in his room, on the floor and unconscious.

NO COMPANY CAN PRODUCE 100% FRUIT JUICE IN NIGERIA...... HABA NA SWEAR

Head, Sales and Marketing, Ekulo Group of Companies, Mr. Pawan Moudgil, speaks with BOSEDE OLUSOLA-OBASA on the return of Don Simon fruit juice to Nigeria

 What is your plan for Don Simon’s return to Nigeria?

Don Simon is not a new brand. It was in Nigeria for over two decades. It used to lead the fruit juice market before the Federal Government placed a ban on imported fruit juices. It was dominant in the minds of Nigerians. I am talking about the year 2002, when the ban was enforced and the juice brand was phased out, but we continued with other Don Simon variants – wines. Those times, we were already selling up to 24m to 25m litres annually.

POLICEMAN MAULS TENANT WITH HAMMER

A photographer with the Eti-Osa Local Government, Lagos was allegedly beaten to a coma by a policeman during a demolition exercise in Ikoyi area of the state last Wednesday.

PUNCH Metro learnt that the victim, Bolaji Madamidola, is an occupant of a building which formerly belonged to a former Managing Director of Oceanic Bank plc, Cecilia Ibru.

FIVE YAHOO BOYS ARRESTED IN ENUGU BY THE EFCC

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, has arrested five suspected internet fraudsters in Enugu State. They were picked up from their hide out in GRA, Enugu following an intelligence report.

SCIENTISTS ACCLAIMED DISCOVERY OF GOD PARTICLE IN GULDER ULTIMATE SEARCH

The search is all but over for a subatomic particle that is a crucial building block of the universe.

Physicists announced Thursday they believe they have discovered the subatomic particle predicted nearly a half-century ago, which will go a long way toward explaining what gives electrons and all matter in the universe size and shape.

TUFACE AND ANNIE RECEIVE THEIR JEEP FROM AKWA IBOM JSTATE GOVERNOR

Tuface and Annie Idibia got a brand new Toyota Prado SUV from the Akwa Ibom state governor, Godswill Akpabio, as wedding gift. The state government today released a photo showing Annie and 2face being presented with the SUV by the state's commissioner for Information, Aniekan Umanah. 

ATIKU IN SUPPORT OF APC

Former vice president, Alhaji Atiku Abubakar yesterday openly supported the emergence of the All Progressives Congress (APC), describing the development as a way towards having a strong and viable political opposition in the country.

WE HIDE STOLEN CARS IN CHURCHES

This is the confession of a group of robbers according to punch

Three robbery suspects, who for months, after snatching cars from female drivers, hid them in a catholic church, have been arrested by the Special Anti Robbery Squad, Ikeja, Lagos State.

FINALLY NEW POPE IS ORDAINED

Argentine Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio  greeted crowds in Rome’s St Peter’s Square  on Wednesday evening after his election as the Catholic Church’s new Pope.

200 YEAR TREE FALLS IN ABAKALIKI

For over two centuries, the people of Ntezi-Aba, Abakaliki in Ebonyi State, had lived in fear of a tree believed to belong to a dreaded deity. The fear was so much nobody had attempted to cut down the aged tree as many believed that they would be haunted by the gods that owned it if they did so.

PREDICT Y'ALL

Now ma club barcelona showed what they are worth................. and a m so happy i want to give out gifts......
Predict arsenal- Bayern minich's scores and get a chance to win lots of take aways...... Airtime is what i mean

ACCIDENT ON THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE

The accident happened around 11.45 am today. It was caused by a red saloon car which was loaded with foodstuff. The saloon car lost control and hit an SUV, causing the SUV to somersault. But Fortunately no one was injured in the accident.
That is just my happiness that no one is injured........... Thank God

WIDOW LOSES BELONGINGS TO KETU FIRE

These are not happy times for 60 year-old Moriamo Ibrahim,  a native of  Igbo-nla, Kwara State, who lost her only means of livelihood to the fire that consumed the Ifelodun Plank Market in the  Ketu area of Lagos on Thursday March 7, 2013.

BENNY HINN MARRIES HIS FORMER WIFE AGAIN

Televangelist Benny Hinn has remarried his former wife and mother of his four children, Suzanne Harthern. Hinn married Suzanne in 1979 and divorced her 31 years later in 2010. He claimed at the time that the split came about because of Suzanne's addiction to prescription drugs. In 2012, Hinn announced that he and Suzanne have begun reconciliation and the couple remarried on Sunday March 3, 2013 in Orlando, Florida. Inspiring! Wow now that's a good one.............

8 YEARS OLD SCHOOL BOY MARRIES 61 YEARS OLD MOTHER OF 5

Wonders shall never end oh ....... are you seeing what i am seeing according to what Joan Rivers has reported. An 8 year old schoolboy, Sanele Masilela, married 61 year-old married mother of five, Helen Shabangu, over the weekend, because the ghost of his dead ancestor told him to and his family, fearing divine retribution, organized a quick wedding.

DEMUREN SACKED BY GEJ

The Federal Government has ordered the removal of the Director-General of the Nigerian Civil Aviation Authority, Dr. Harold Demuren.

A terse statement issued on Monday night by the Special Assistant to the Secretary to the Government of the Federation (Media), Mr. Sam Nwaobasi, referenced PPR/OSGF/PR/02, said the decision was approved by President Goodluck Jonathan after “a careful consideration” of Demuren’s “unsatisfactory response to the numerous concerns of stakeholders in the aviation sector.”

GRANDMOTHER HIDES COCAINE IN HER HAIR

Hmmmmmmm......... What people ca do for money sha and to think she is a grandmother sef...... oga oh.. according to the news this morning.... A 53-year-old grandmother, Sikirat Giwa, has been arrested at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja while trying to smuggle out cocaine under her hair weave.

Giwa was arrested by the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency on Saturday with 1kg of white powdery, which later tested positive to cocaine.

POLICE MAN ELECTROCUTED WHILE TRYING TO SAVE YOUNG BOY ENTANGLED IN BY THE CABLE

A police officer, Sunday Joseph, was on Sunday electrocuted at a police barracks opposite the Ogun State Government House while attempting to rescue a 17-year-old boy, Moses, earlier trapped by a Power Holding Company’s high-tension cable.

TO WINDOWS 8 OR NOT- REASONS WHY I DID NOT GO THERE

Hello everyone, this is my experience with Windows 8 – from a Naija guy’s position, well an average Naija guy. I’ll explain what I mean by this a little further down. So the next iteration of Microsoft’s flagship operating system is coming very soon with the Redmond outfit letting out the details in tidbits with announcements of changes, some leading to contestations as to whether it’s a move in the right direction (like the scrapping of the start button or the switch in logo – I’ll never forget the four blue screens of death joke…lmao) and also in massive globs with a number of pre-releases. This write-up is based on my experience with the Consumer Preview release which shouldn’t be too different from the more recent Windows 8 Release.

TERRORIST KILL FOUR IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING IN KANO

Four persons were killed in drive-by shooting  on Sunday by gunmen driving around on a tricycle  in an area of Kano.

AMNESTY FOR BOKO HARAM........ KAI WURA UBA

After a slight lull in 2009 when its leader Moham-med Yusuf  was for-cibly sent to the great beyond in circumstances that fall in the realm of extra judicial killing by state security operatives in Borno state, the islamist group, Boko Haram has intensified terrorist attacks in a manner that tended to pose intra-ctable problem to the nation.

NOW P-SQUARE ARE IN THE OIL SECTOR

With inciting statements on twitter and theses pics to back them up...... it seems the musical twins of Peter and Paul Okoye popularly known as p-square has decided to spread their tentacles to other

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY TO ALL MOTHERS AROUND THE WORLD

If you know you love your mother more than anything in the world leave a comment here to show how much you love her......

KIDNAPPINGS IN NNEWI

Now my home town is bustling with activities but unfortunately it's not interesting activities................. From news i gathered-

HIGHEST SEIZURE OF FIRE-ARMS

A Deafening sound from seeming bomb explosions rocked Maiduguri, Borno State capital yesterday barely five hours after President Goodluck Jonathan left the city but the Joint Task Force (JTF) said the sounds emanated from heavy confrontation with the Boko Haram sect, leading to the death of 20 members of the sect and two soldiers.

A LADY WANTED MY AUTOGRAPH ON HER UNDERWEAR

Background

I’m Mike Ezuruonye. I studied Accounting in the university, worked for a while in a bank before I started my acting career. I have been acting for a few years now but I consider myself a new actor for every new script that I get.

 Journey into acting

I would say destiny and fate.  I had been toying with the idea of becoming an actor when Ruke Amata introduced me to the job.  I soon realised that it was the void in my life that God wanted me to fill.