okay we are going into politics todays somebody say
halleluyah. First of all I want to get some things out the way. I, my humble
self and me am not a politics person, so writing this piece should come out
funny if I should go by what is running in my head. I never really got to know
the meaning of GMB until I asked someone after seeing it on a rice bag and the
dude was like, “Guy you dey this country at all”? Is it by force to sabi everything
that goes on in this country, my people help me see oh. So he told me it means
General Muhammad Buhari. And my face was like that smiley with the O shaped
mouth :o. okay then he was about to go into explaining the meaning of GEJ when I
prided myself in the intangible yet useless knowledge I had about the acronym. “Is
it not Goodluck Ebele Jonathan or JEGA – Jonathan Ebele Goodluck Azikiwe” , he
then looked at me and said then why don’t you know Buhari. Then I had to
reflect a bit. I had heard about the guy I think when I was in primary school
or my early days in the junior secondary school. I heard something akin to what
I had heard about Abacha, I don’t know if I heard right or was just relating
their being both military rulers and northerners but something about tyranny
kept ringing in my head. So why my rant? Why shouldn’t you vote the incumbent Niger-Deltan
or the General tyrant?
